It was the 5th of July, afternoon. The atmosphere at no. 174 was tense; ordinarily confident young men worriedly drank beer and tried to distract themselves from their rapidly approaching public appearance. They valiantly made conversation, feigning interest in the anti-spectacles that are the Tour de France and Formula One, but it was clear that their minds were elsewhere (about 150 yards down the road). I could endure only a few minutes more before I took my leave and stepped out onto the road on its biggest day of the year.
“The Leander Road Street Party”, the signs read. As I made my way down it’s gentle slope past houses 170… 168… 166… I couldn’t help but feel a surge of anticipation. The party was to play host to the debut performance of ‘Fever Family’, a band made up by my good friends and which I ostensibly manage. Admittedly I’d had little to do with arranging this particular gig, or even heard them play before, but I was confident of an excellent show nonetheless.
But as I passed sign after sign, my excitement was displaced by a general feeling of anxiety. Worry for my friends on their big day? No, I’d take just as much pleasure from a shambolic show as an accomplished one – my fandom knows no bounds. It was something else. “The Leander Road Street Party”…“The Leander Road Street Party.”
This clunky, tautologous piece of nomenclature contained a totally redundant instance of the word ‘Street’, the use of which genuinely threatened to derail my enjoyment of the entire event, but a glance back up the road a few minutes later quickly helped me forget the organisers’ syntactic overindulgence. In the distance, strolling past the bin that straddles no. 128 and 126, I could make out six figures.
Like a low-budget Village People disco tribute act, they came: A woodsman, a sailor, Arnold Schwarzenegger as a boy scout, cat-lady meets Human Traffic, an Irishman on holiday and an artist’s impression of a young man from London.
By the time the group took to the stage they had drawn a not-unenthusiastic crowd of more than thirty despite an impending deluge, no doubt intrigued as to what kind of noises this motley crew of ‘serious people’ would make, and in what order. As the heavens opened, Fever Family started to play.
Truth be told I remember few specifics of the performance itself. On a more general level, I don’t know what kind of music they played.