Monday, 9 July 2012

The Midnight Beast


The latest part of e4’s continued assault on the perceived ‘alternative comedy’ demographic is ‘The Midnight Beast’ - in which a trio of layabouts do a bit of trying to make their name in South-West London’s music scene, a bit of trying to get off with women and a bit of being wacky and weird. I may as well say now that I didn’t like this programme; I didn’t like any of the characters because they were all morons, I didn’t like any of the jokes because they weren’t particularly funny and I shan’t be watching any more of it.

Its not that I’m against what e4 do; by their nature they will  have their hits and their misses and, for the most part, the former are worth the latter. However, the difference between the fortunes of this and its Monday-night predecessor ‘Cardinal Burns’ is their origins: ‘Cardinal Burns’ – brilliantly strange sketches executed to perfection by their creators, ‘The Midnight Beasts’ – a half-baked comedy written seemingly only so as to include the musical source material which gained a popular following on Youtube.

These might have been aimed broadly at the same audience, but in this case the writers have crossed the very real line between the amusingly bizarre and the downright annoying. They crammed three of their comedy pop songs into one programme, and where ‘Flight of the Conchords’ was elevated by its genuinely catchy musical interludes this had me wincing at the lyrics ‘I kicked a shark in the face.’ That’s about its level.

Take a bit of that and piece it together with some plot about trying to get their songs on a playstation game, a manager doing a decent Liam Gallagher/Super Hans impression and an over-egged Withnail-like desperation for any sustenance (two characters fight over a cherry lip balm) and there you have it – a properly rubbish first episode of what will more than likely be a properly rubbish programme. Get back, The Midnight Beast! Back to the internet from whence you came!